Shooting Pains

woodpileI clattered around the kitchen to the washboard beat of a Johnny Cash playlist, scratching crusted butternut squash soup and quesadilla remains from a pile of pots and skillets. The stains from leftover dinner proved considerably more stubborn than the unusually tired batch of little kids I had extinguished with just two songs out of the old himnario.

The older boys came bursting in from evening chores, a long drag of icy late-winter air trailing in behind them. As is custom, they gave me their report. Chickens good, sheep good, goats good.  Everyone good. But the coyotes were out they said, and from the sounds of it, they were uncomfortably close to the barn, maybe just a few hundred feet beyond.  They sounded hungry, they said. Hungry for lamb.

I went out to take a look. It was a pristine and silvery black night, clear and crisp. Starry, with enough moon and snowcover to see out three-hundred yards. A lonely and brutal beauty.

The coyote yelping was indeed heart-stoppingly close. It amplified off that knee-deep sheet of snow and ice, rattled through my waxy ear canals, shot straight down my nervous system, across a billion synapses, and settled deep down into my terrified chest.  Every last strand of hair on my neck – of which I am blessed with many – bristled, shrinking my shirt by a full two sizes.  Indeed, those yappers were close enough to smell the frayed nerves of a flock of terrified sheep.

The honest truth is that coyotes are no more of a threat to my livelihood than are the mosquitoes. For now at least the global capital markets have much more to do with it. Fisticuffs in hotspots 6,000 miles distant can do a lot more damage than a hungry pack of coyotes 60 yards away.

Still those harrowing sounds triggered something in my brain, something long since shrunken from all those years of air conditioning, business class upgrades, and excursions to Costco. The residue of suburban domestication is not easily rinsed, but the classic man vs. beast scenario aroused a simple reflex: to protect my herd, to protect my family.

I’ve never really been one to punch anyone, and lo these years on the farm I have been resistant to shoot much of anything either.  We have outsourced our occasional issues to neighbors or butchers. But as we have grown into our life here amidst this natural animal reality, I know that we have been cheating the odds.

So last year I broke down, went out and bought a 20 gauge shotgun. My father-in-law gifted me a .22.  I shot them at the range, got them both good and calibrated, and then stored them away. Shooting at something other than a target remained still just hypothesis. Killing an animal in cold blood nothing more than theory.

All of this rippled through my mind as I hurriedly crunched over hardened snow and into the workshop. I bypassed the hot manic fury of the deer rifle for the gentle tink of the .22, wondering the whole time if the thing would even do the job.  There may have been some trepidation in that choice. It would take a perfect shot to down a coyote at 60 yards with the .22, but maybe that was the point in choosing it.

I scrambled up to the second floor deck where I could get a great view of the property, including the hinterlands beyond the barn.

Through my scope I scanned the darkened fringes of brush, but saw no signs. It’s hard to believe that in a few short months everything will once again come to life. Bullfrogs in the pond, crickets in the grapes, peepers on the night shift. The whole landscape teeming with green, the constant need to graze and mow. After a winter like this one you get to wondering whether anything will ever grow again.  You forget that in just a few short months – after you’ve soaked through three t-shirts, after the lemonade has run dry, and when those bales feel like five hundred pounds apiece – you’ll be pining for twenty degrees again.

My grip on the gun was vice-like, my pulse quickened, the black weatherproof stock cool against my palms. The seven shot magazine was fully-loaded, the bolt action ready.  The .22 is really a glorified BB gun, but it may as well have been a bazooka to me up there on my perch.

All of my senses were heightened.  I heard the quiet periodic muttering of distant watchdogs, hooting from a lonely owl, and the drone of the last flight in from Chicago or maybe Minneapolis several thousand feet up.

I am no prude, and I am under no illusions. I have felt the weight of dead animal carcass, wiped blood from thawing steaks, heard the metallic thud and then saw the black angus hoisted to the rafters. I realize that if I really want to know – and not just to know as a menu factoid, but to really truly know –  where the lamb and the chicken, the bacon and the beef, the venison and the sausage to feed our family come from, I’m going to have to get comfortable with the bullets and the knives, with the blood and death.  I’m going to have to step out of the cellophane-wrapped fantasy I’ve been living in almost my entire adult life and into something considerably less cozy.

But it wasn’t to be on that night. The yipping slowly retreated deeper and deeper into the wilderness, further and further distant from our flock, off looking for something else, maybe a white tail or a family of rabbits.

I eased off the trigger. Sorry Mr. and Mrs. Coyote, I whispered, no offense.

Just taking care of my flock. That’s all. Just trying to feed my family.

Somewhere in the darkened snowbound forest Mr. and Mrs. Coyote howled the same exact thing back to me.

7 responses to “Shooting Pains

  1. Good writing, VP.

    Get you a lives-outdoors-dog. Keep coyotes out where you need them, eating voles and whatnot. Our dogs have done an outstanding job in predator control. Lives-outdoors is the key.

    • Good tip. Got a rescue Pyrenees outside – still in training, but looks to be a valuable contributor. Plus he disposal on all the leftover beef bones, fat trimmings.

      • Good luck, brother. You know the pyrenees are rumored to go out coyote hunting on their own, dragging carcass back home. amazing dogs. ours hasn’t done that. but knocking on wood we haven’t lost anything valuable to coyote or fox or rabbit or weasel or stray dog yet and there are big threats to us out here. i wish you luck especially because it is an older dog. we had a hard time with the older dogs, especially because we used to have dumb old turkeys and it was hard to train old dogs to jump on ’em. we tried three old shelter dogs before we decided to only get puppies. hope to hear that yours drags back coyotes for you…

  2. After finding what coyotes had left of two of our kids a couple of years ago, and after seeing their mother wandering the pasture crying for them as if they were merely lost, I went out and bought myself a .223 and an electronic coyote call. I sighted it in and got myself ready to avenge those kids (and protect the remainder). But I never saw the coyotes and never got to test whether I’d shoot straight if I did.

    But we didn’t lose any more kids. I brought down our Great Pyrenees guard dog, who had been doing his job in a different pasture when the attack occurred. There was a lot of commotion in the pasture his first night, and the coyotes didn’t come back.

    Sadly he died last year and we’ve been over a year now without a livestock guardian dog. We’ve been reluctant to replace him. Many nights since then I’ve awoken to coyotes yipping and howling alongside our fence. I’ve even gone out with the gun a time or two. But so far they’ve seen (or sensed) me well before I could spot them.

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